The earth is slowing. Gravity is slacking off. My mic is floating.
Radio waves are reacting strangely to the loss of gravity, the change in magnetism as the earth slows. So, if you are having difficulty receiving this message, we apologise, but… won’t do anything about it.
Doing things, right? Movement, y’know? Existing?
Do you see what I mean?
we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder
*claps loudly and sobs*
I think about this all the time