meladoodle: sexydanhowell: meladoodle: A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’ What? A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog...
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
lovability: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re looking for is diamond omfg
eaterevans: lizthefangirl: faithandhopex3: SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014. 20FREAKING14 WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT
ambitioncutsusdown: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH probably either eurovision or doctor who
saddumbgirl: idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
kayleekhemical: girl-in-the-band25: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? All the time.
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
I’ve JUST finished reading Tiny Times 2.0 (not in chinese of course) and I want to read it again.
Love.Boys.Love: [DL] Hana Wa Saku Ka Chapter 23... →
itsmayuchan: Oh haiiiii! I’ve finalized it at last. Yay! This is my first work ever so I’m not really that confident about it. BUT! Because I love this manga so much, I just can’t leave it alone. So when I heard that Chapter 23 hasn’t been released yet (eng trans), I decided to try and scanlate it….
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*